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high-definition porn is...

New to me, but going to take up a lot of my time from here on, I can tell...

· Hardcore,Fantasies,Masturbating,Horny,Porn

Everyone does it, so why not share the good stuff?

You know how it is. Horny, bored maybe, or in my case usually off my tits with white girlfriend... No fuck friend handy.

It's porn time again.

I actually, as a smut peddler myself, don't steal my visual aids. No torrenting or whatever for me, I'm a slut, but I'm not a hypocrite.

So usually movie time for me involves one of the free tube channels. I usually go YouPorn, not out of any loyalty, just easy to remember and provided me my quick hit of watching hot people fuck, suck and otherwise kink, in ten or fifteen minute parcels of preview fun.

It never occurred to me to actually become a member or anything.

Not until I tripped over a link to high-definition, high production value, hot talent and nice settings porn.

What a fucking revelation! (Literally.)

Just a couple of minutes of a preview clip, viewed at high resolution and size on my gorgeous Retina screen and I was typing in my credit card with wet fingers and no hesitation about adding like 40.00 Canadian to my monthly expenses.

Of course, I was snowblind at the time (and still am), so judgment where horniness is concerned totally compromised, but I am certain sobriety won't dial down this new habit.

It's so pretty, it doesn't even feel sordid. It's like the universal opposite of those old smut theatres with the skanky upholstery and old men in raincoats jerking off while younger girls coked off their tits went down on their boyfriends in the next row... Ahem. I am, after all, ILF-aged. Just barely old enough that those places were still a thing. (And VHS not quite invented, which to younger readers is like speaking Martian, I know. They were the floppy disks of recorded TV and guiltily rented porn. Like from an actual store.

Oh, never mind.

But I've been hooked. And I have a new resolution (other than my usual "don't get so much cocaine at once, body, mind and ass have limits" one)...

I want to write in high-definition, high production value, pretty people and sexy settings quality.

Once you've been there, going back is just not on the menu.

(For the curious, I picked passion-hd.com but I'm certain you can find plenty of other sites.)

I am so fucking horny, it's playing as I write this. Talk about distractions. Need to go, must give self the devil horns again...

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