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    Welcome to Ethical Smut,

    where we explore the taboo

    without shame or blame.

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  • My Erotic Stories

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    I've just published my nineteenth and twentieth titles, My Sister's Fiancée, a 32,000 word novella and Undercover Lover, not far behind at 20,000 words. Both available here in .epub and .pdf formats as well as Amazon Kindle and paperback editions.


    I am also working to finish the first of my Choose Your Own Erotic Adventure series of multiple outcome interactive stories, Hidden Secrets of the Emperor's Harem, published under the Dungeons & Decadence imprint. I hope to have it finished by the end of 1/2019.


    I continue nibbling away at my first novel, an erotic, supernatural thriller titled Silver & Gold as well.


    I also have a half-dozen or more stories in the works, on the back-burner or just the rough outline worked out. Some are listed in my Previews section, below.


    I tend to focus on the taboo, in part because of my conviction that we can't choose our kinks, and that what might not be acceptable in practice remains fair play, even healthy when explored as fantasy.


    I hope you love reading them at least as much as I do writing them for you!


    Hopefully, I am beginning to accumulate a sizeable enough body of work to attract potential readers and flip you, erm, them into repeat offenders. A girl can wish.


    Twenty titles! My catalogue grows, as long as I remain periodically but predictably highly stimulated, when I'm not doing erotic role-playing or watching porn I manage to churn out several thousand words, sometimes to a single title, sometimes across multiple projects (and frequently hatching at least one new one per week) and eventually another story pops out.

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  • Dungeons



    CHOOSE YOUR OWN EROTIC ADVENTURE BOOK ONE! Coming soon, HIDDEN TREASURES OF THE EMPEROR'S HAREM, featuring your heroine LENORAE, a plucky Half-Elven maiden out to discover the wide world around her with its WONDERS, its EXCITEMENT, its DANGERS and... its PLEASURES.



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    Dungeons & Decadence Presents

    The Choose Your Own Erotic Adventure series reminds me of the multiple outcome, interactive D&D adventure books of my younger days. I'm bringing them back with a horny, porny twist, naturally. Throughout the series, readers will follow the young Half-Elf maiden Lenorae as she explores the wide world around her, often in the company of her Dragonet companion Vindaloo, in search of adventure.


    Needless to say, some of her adventures will be kinky, pervy, taboo even, and the girl who begins Book One • Hidden Treasures of the Emperor's Harem a guileless ingenue will eventually find sensuality all around her.


    How, if, when, why and how she gets laid along the way is entirely up to you, the reader, as are her more publicly acceptable escapades.


    Coming soon to ethicalsmut.com, Amazon, Kindle and even iBooks, maybe, depending how uptight they're being when I am ready to publish.

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    The Paperback Edition Cover, I Hope?

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    Dungeons & Decadence Presents

    Lenorae's multiple outcome, interactive adventures continue in Book Two • Captured, Chained & Collared when the plucky, newly sexually awakened Half-Elf is taken prisoner, to be sold as a slave at auction.


    Whether she escapes, submits to her new fate or finds another way will depend entirely on you, the reader, who can explore several available, intertwining paths, effectively making this more than one erotic story, to be enjoyed as often as you like.

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    Dungeons & Decadence Presents

    Lenorae's multiple outcome, interactive adventures will continue in Book Three • The Wet Wizardess in which Lenorae will discover the trials and temptations of Wizardry...

  • Off My Tits (Again)?

    Figuratively, Literally, Frequently. All about people, sex, getting over our hangups and exploring the taboo. With a healthy seasoning of social conscience and efforts at bringing about change. I'll be doing my best to present something worth reading on a semi-regular basis.

  • Essay :

    Her Threesome Too

    So, to the men who fantasize about, or have even enjoyed the mff threesome, I propose to you the following notion.


    Many women fantasize about a mmf three-way, and from my experience and chatting, much fewer actually experience one.


    I’m pretty certain that the why boils down to, essentially, jealousy, insecurity (both of which women are just as prone to, by the way) and a double-standard.


    Gentlemen, if your lady has been gracious enough to help you experience two pussies in the bed, whether or not the girls are into one another, if she gets wet at the thought of two cocks between the sheets it behooves you not only to not be a hypocrite about it, but to make it happen in the hottest ways imaginable.1


    I understand that:


    • You will be jealous watching her enjoying herself going down on another man.
    • You will be very jealous and probably at least somewhat insecure watching another man fucking her brains out.
    • You will likely be insecure and maybe even threatened if the other man is, well, better (or at least more sizeably) endowed than you are.


    Now, please consider:


    • We can be just as jealous watching our man giving and getting head from another woman.
    • We can be very jealous and probably at least a little insecure watching you nailing her.
    • We will likely be insecure and maybe even threatened if the other bitch is spectacular, or for that matter if she embodies some look (be it blonde and bouncy, Asian and exotic-seeming, Black and beautiful, Hindu and horny, where I’d go… or whatever we, for all our charms, happen not to be) that especially turns you on, be it in general or for this night/weekend/ongoing fantasy romp. (If she’s a porn starlet who can do things it makes us cramp up just watching, or can deep throat an eggplant, Heaven help us…) Or if she gives up the booty and we haven’t, or whatever way we will compare too:


    If your mff threesome was a fantasy come true and she allowed, or helped make it happen… (‘birthday threesomes’ don’t count. If she arranged one as a total surprise, chances are very good that she’s into it too.)


    Then not only should you be letting her have her mmf three-way if she so wishes, you should do everything you can to make it her ride of a lifetime too.


    Including finding or helping find or being OK with a gorgeous, sexy, stylish, athletic and well-hung and up guy, or whatever it is she is itching to enjoy, You got your Scandinavian au pair or Brazilian volleyball player experience?


    Let her have hers, and let her enjoy it. Let her revel in it. it’s her special night.


    Know what’ll make it even more so, and assuage much of your insecurity that she’ll run off with the Clydesdale? (Did you drop her for the blonde with the epic rack?)


    Be part of it. An integral, fully-invested, balls deep part of it. Show her not only are you letting go some, but that you want to leave her glowing with every wet dream fulfilled.


    Then you’ll be the reason she wouldn’t think of leaving you. Like, ever. With a BJ on top and maybe even the tushy. Maybe even repeat experiences if you still have the hankering.


    (Though if so, and with the same girl, then you’re getting into unicorn territory, which has its own dynamic. I don’t know exactly what the non-bisexual male equivalent is.)


    But believe you me, that big, hard, tireless cock and the stud wielding it will absolutely, positively blow her mind, rock her socks, curl her toes… For the night. To be remembered fondly as she cuddles you, or looks up with her cheeks hollowing and her head bobbing, or making you the best damned breakfast, even if she has to wake you up from your erotic dream about the centrefold you took to bed with her to serve it to you.


    Again, you want her to have the full ride fantasy. Or, you should, if you care for her, can get over yourself and aren’t a hypocrite.


    You want to have it with you fully involved. If she wants to be finger-cuffed (some people call it spit-roasted), or the other two in the girl experiences, she wants you to be part of it. (If not, well, you’re both heading into either murkier or kinkier waters than this essay is intended to cover.) She wants to remember how you nailed her too, held her while she was cumming her lights out, kissed her, made her feel yours while enjoying her special sexy time with you.


    If she, like me (I admit it, how woefully stereotypical of me for a change) has the itch to experience the BBC, then let her and get into it with her. (Not referring to the British Broadcasting Corporation here.)


    Whatever floats her boat.


    You may even find your own sea levels rising along with her.


    But at the very least, I would bet that the attention she pays you, while she’s being ploughed, sucking another man’s cock, or whatever filthy hot bit is where you get queasy at first thought, will be out of this world intense.


    Believe me, it really gets a girl’s attention to have you, say, in her mouth and Ivan behind her fucking her brains out. Or vice-versa. Or both, as often as you men can provide until she’s walking funny for a week.


    You got the gymnast, the big perky boobs, the dirty-hot just past jailbait season ticket, or whatever?


    Fair’s fair.


    Hell, in a perfect world, while girls admit to more bi-curiosity or experience than men, if you got to enjoy watching your lady lezzie it up while also getting to tap those asses? She’d get to see you…


    Well, not every woman goes mental at male bisexuality, but some do. At leas one does, cough, cough.


    Think about it.


    While you’re at it, maybe even consider that a foursome, swapping and ganging up with another couple might hit a lot of these buttons at once, too.


    Just sayin’…


    1 Being in all ways the exception to most rules, I’ve enjoyed more than a couple such romps, which seem to fall into two types with one variable: either the men gang up on me (oh, the horror), be it finger-cuffing or the even naughtier ‘riding one man while the other gets behind me and, well, gets the booty,' or the men tag-team me, switching off so that one of them is always nailing me, while the other may watch, or even leave the room until his turn is up. The variable being whether the men are bi, or curious, or strictly straight.

  • Essay :

    Being the Unicorn

    All you need to know about me is that I wrote this little bit of introspection while tripping on acid and watching porn.


    I get asked a lot of different questions about being wired unicorn slut • currently coming down from psychedelic snowbunny unicorn. People have so many questions and make so many assumptions, it’s sometimes bewildering when it’s not a philosophy I follow or anything, it’s how I’m dialled. Not good for the long term and know it. So being a bit of a gypsy (technically a wandering Jew but same idea, right?) can mean not overstaying my welcome and being appreciated for what I am where before the whole unicorn notion spread it was just ‘slut’ or ‘happy lay.’


    As an aside I find it amusing that unicorns are the symbol for bisexual women who, in essence, fuck around, considering that unicorns were actually symbols of masculinity run rampant. The horn is very definitely phallic, and according to myths only virgins could, um, mount and ride them. Take that as you will. But they've gotten cartoonified and feminized and who am I to complain? Pretty!


    Well, what’s wrong with being happy? It can be fleeting, so find it where you can. Once in a while maybe you know you’re just a sex toy for a couple's fantasy but more often I feel special to people I get to know and share with in ways almost no one else ever will.


    This last week, in no way representative, was really different but magical for me too. I was two couples’ unicorn at once, for friends who had never gone there before and did it together. It was so beautiful. Even if I was totally high the whole time (plying me with cocaine is rarely a bad idea if you’re wanting to get lucky and just meeting Molly with has ruined ever being in my right mind again for me). I felt like a princess. And being able to kind of be where these four people, um, met in the middle, it was a privilege, not just a lot (I mean, like, a lot) of pleasure.


    And I know that that wouldn’t last. I mean how could it? So just be their magical experience and that is why I wouldn’t be any other way than about other people. I’m a good time, not a long time. Why be ashamed of understanding myself well enough to not be in my own way, or my worst influence?


    So I won’t get to grow old with… Yes I will. With my friends. Not everyone who knows me gets blinded by the label, you know. Or lets me get away with anything because of it, which while helping at grounding me is frequently annoyingly inconvenient, as I try to get away with quite a bit. And I fart like everyone else, stinky not rainbows. (I wish, I’d totally try porn if I did, except that I would surely die if my mom ever saw. Unicorns have moms too, and they probably struggle to understand that we’re not damaged, just different.)


    Besides, it was from my mom that I learned the expression ‘lady on the street, freak between the sheets’ not to mention that neither of us would recognize my dad if he showed up on our doorstep, so maybe there’s something passed down there… (Sorry mom, just teasing. But you so did say that, and we've had the single mother conversation too.)


    I just can’t imagine being any other way, but it doesn’t mean I don’t wonder too. We all have questions. I guess that’s kind of the point. Not so much finding the answer, but the right question for you.


    I am so fucking high right now, tripping in a big way so this might all be nonsense, but it’s kind of how it feels to not know anything either, but from the other side of the mirror.


    And if I’m honest, you make me feel more like a person than I could ever manage myself, and that’s why too. You’re all magic, just not necessarily in as much of a four year-old, special snowflake sort of way. Which is just right, when you’re looking the other way in and wondering what all the fuss is about most of the time.


    I did lie about one thing, though.



  • Silver & Gold

    My First Novel, Work in Progress!

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    I've been writing and researching.

    It's not going to be a quick process by any means, but I've not only got Silver & Gold up to thirty-plus thousand semi-edited words, of what I am guesstimating will be a between 90,000-120,000 final manuscript.


    I've also clarified the tone I want to convey, definitely erotica but equally a supernatural thriller touching on some sensitive subjects with, I hope, consideration and respect as well as kinky taboo smut.


    I am hoping to finish this, my first full-length novel, by the end of Spring, 2019 but there's no guaranteed. I write in short, intensely-focused fits and starts. I am also being careful to try and infuse the book with the kind of unique character(s) and presence that all really worth reading novels have, in my experience.


    If I'm honest, trying to balance, on the one hand, call it 'Ian Fleming's literary 007' with the hard-edge and the timeless style, without stealing said style, I want to create me own, demonstrate my good taste and sense of style even...


    With the less respectable, less literarily work-safe elements of erotica, intense character interaction and development and, finally, being able to touch on the really taboo without in any way making certain possibly suggestive notions happen or in any way not evil, but finding ways that that evil can be expressed and find reactions both believable and appropriately villainous and challenging, but ultimately resolved for better or worse.


    For what it's worth, early feedback has been very positive, encouraging and helpful. If you'd like a peek, drop me a message using the contact form, below.

  • Previews

    Once in a while, I'll be offering preview chapters of stories in progress and other such goodies in the hopes of enticing more viewers to click on my little site. Here is an assortment of story ideas, expressed as cover images. I am always open to suggestions regarding future story themes, kinks, settings or characters, so feel free to tell me what makes you horny. Chances are just knowing that will get me wet too. I am really starting to like the covers I am coming up with, too. If not graphic design genius, they have soothing and complementary colour palettes, cute and/or sexy people on them (must use more men) and my name somewhere on each cover! Loving the Dungeons & Decadence look in particular.


    In addition to such new titles or ideas as inspire my pervy little mind to get my fingers to do their walkin,' I am focusing, over the next 2-6 months, on finishing any outstanding titles, particularly sequels or the possible culmination of a series for publication as a paperback as well.

    All Prices in $CDN

    Unless otherwise specified.

    Kindle-friendly cover art may differ from the images depicted and available here.

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    Hidden Treasures of the Emperor's Harem

    A Choose Your Own Erotic Adventure Story

    The first in the Choose Your Own Erotic Adventure series of interactive, multiple outcome erotic fantasy novels featuring Lenorae, a plucky young Half-Elven maiden whose adventures in danger, discovery, plunder and pleasure will be the reader's to guide.


    $14.99 ($9.99 if you pre-order here or on Kindle.)


    Estimated completion date 2/2019.

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    Encore Performance Live on the BBC

    An Erotic Sequel

    BBC still not meaning British Broadcasting Corporation, though the joke is less funny I suppose when the evidence to the contrary is so, erm, obviously, ah, distractingly overwhelmingly Big, Black and Roslyn Wantsesy?


    Returning to John and Mina Harmon one year after their memorable tenth wedding anniversary as they find new ways to celebrate their many and increasingly varying unions and Mina in particular comes out with her really, really dirty kinks where the 'other' BBC is concerned. Interracial, Married Couple Experimenting, BBC and, um, Shoe and Style Porn.


    NSFS. (Not Safe For Slobs.)




    Estimated completion date 2/2019.

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    More Colombiana Muff

    An Erotic Sequel

    In this continuation of the events first depicted in Muff Diving Off The Coast Of Cartagena, that beautiful country's natural beauty, and beauties are explored in intimate detail by the handsome, wealthy US yachting enthusiast, his local contact and a couple of Australian tourists caught au natural in the wild. Must-Read, particularly in combination with the first instalment.




    Estimated completion date 2/2019.

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    Captured, Chained & Collared

    A Choose Your Own Erotic Adventure Story

    This second instalment of the Choose Your Own Erotic Adventure series, under the Dungeons & Decadence imprint, will explore the further adventures of Lenorae,

    when the plucky, newly sexually awakened Half-Elf is taken prisoner, to be sold as a slave at auction.


    Whether she escapes, submits to her new fate or finds another way will depend entirely on you, the reader, who can explore several available, intertwining paths, effectively making this more than one erotic story, to be enjoyed as often as you like.




    Estimated completion date 4/2019.

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    The Wet Wizardess

    A Choose Your Own Erotic Adventure Story

    Lenorae and some of her former friends, foes and lovers return to meet new people, challenges and, finally, Vindaloo the Dragonet in this sexy third instalment in the Dungeons & Decadence imprint's interactive, multiple outcome stories!




    Estimated completion date 6/2019.

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    Melanie's 18th Birthday, Fourth Time Fetishy Four-Way?

    An Erotic Short Story

    With the eventual publication of this instalment of Melanie's budding sex and relationships life in and around porn, my first foray into BDSM no less, Melanie will pass The Neighbourhood Swappers in terms of number of volumes published, already far outstripping them in terms of word count.




    Estimated completion date 4/2019.

  • Reviews

    Other writers and their stories I have enjoyed. All are entirely unsolicited and I receive neither review copies nor compensation for any sales resulting from my breathless praise. Just bought a handful of stories by authors I met on Twitter so expect more reviews soon!


    I acknowledge that I am shamefully behind on my reviewing, I've collected a number of yummy-looking titles from other authors but haven't gotten to them yet. Too much porn, not enough erotica!


    Now that I've tried tweaking and am quite utterly thwacked, I should be up more to do some reading, reviewing and giving self the devil horns while at it. My issue is that when I am high I tend to prefer visual stimulus while self-stimulating (any number of times and ways, it gets confusing, even to me).

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    Cute Socks: A Shy Girl and Her Best Friend Have Naked Fun While Home Alone

    Cammie Conte

    Confessions: I tripped over Cammie Conte on Twitter when she followed me, I did her too (ahem) and, while snooping her thread, saw this title's cover and was hooked on the spot.


    SO adorable!


    I will also note that I am not the only writer of smutty stories to have a specific dyslexia when reading cozy socks, but I digress (frequently).


    Then, when browsing it, I found: Cute, sexy, fun and free of calories sexy fun, a character named Julia (the name of the woman I am madly smitten with), the protagonist having both a cute little muff (plus from me, too many smooth pussies out there) and a perfect bum, which if you know me, well, I'm a bum girl.


    It's written in an upbeat, happy style, gets to the point without skipping the plot, is happy lezzie times and...


    Well, I won't spoil it, but it's hot. Love the cover, too! Cammie has edited out the confused character misnaming so I am rewarding her with that final one-third of a present!


    $4 CDN, free with Kindle Unlimited.



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    Sating The Hunger

    A Tale of Lesbian Lust, Blood and Magick

    Sorcha Rowan

    Pre-Review Hyperbole!


    As much as I love men, and believe you me, I do love men, there are times when only a girl's touch will quite do.


    I also love me some pussy... and boobies, booty and VAMPIRES!


    (Sorry, residual all-caps bolding due to recently being excessively overcranked...)


    Interview With the Vampire being one of only two Anne Rice books I consider enjoyable, much less 'not desperately in need of an editor,' (the other being The Mummy, if curious), Fevre Dream enthralled me decades before George R. R. Martin appeared on your radar with A Song of Ice and Fire, and Dracula, both as written and as filmed by Coppola, hit the right sexy spots. None of them, though, are much Queer-porn, the only decent series I can name that involves that and vampires being the Covenant With the Vampire trilogy.


    Being a long-time role-player of the D&D and World of Darkness variety, not the MMO type, I've long enjoyed by bloodsuckers transparently ripped off of Anne Rice, mislabelled by Georgians who aren't so much good with French or Spanish, and occasionally, when I was really coked off my tits, played out live-action style, which if nothing else (particularly relating to my dignity) was sure to get me laid, often by more than one person, and hopefully some other equally nerdy-horny girls among them.


    That's what I'm looking forward to in this book, and given that the author spells magic with a 'k,' I doubt I'll be disappointed.

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    Reviewing Now Erotic Stories: Share And Be Shared

    Eva Gardener

    Coming next once I finish one-handed review of Overcranked!


    Now loaded for Siri to try desperately avoiding having to speak certain naughty words; what do you call audiobook pleasure mingled with Apple prudishness?


    An Audioslave!

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    Overcranked, Book 1

    CJ Douglass

    I was surprised to notice that I hadn't in fact already read this one. I've had it purchased and lurking on my Kindle reader forever.


    I've read so many positive comments about OVERCRANKED that I may have kind of 'read it by osmosis,' or assumed that I had. Rest assured, this oversight has been OVERCORRECTED.


    It's an ALL CAPS, BOLDED kind of smutty story with a fairly simple premise, couched in a delightfully well, ah, fleshed-out near future setting. Our heroine's clock is ticking, and the only thing that'll rewind it so that she can live another day is to never.






    How, I ask, could you go wrong as a choice of alone time read? Some do so one-handed, I prefer the slow autoscroll setting or, if I'm feeling especially dirty and dyslexia-tolerant, have Siri read it to me in her sexy Australian girl-accented voice.


    And before anyone accuses me of not being very particular about handing out five present reviews, I prefer to think that I've simply shown good taste in which stories I've picked to review.



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    The Complete Adventures of Amy

    Poppy Goodhead

    I have to admit that I've always been attracted to the British way of writing, their wry humour, and for people with an undeserved reputation as prudes, a really open and healthy attitude towards shagging. Poppy is, of course, British (I am guessing English) and this lends her a certain sexy Miss Moneypenny air that is unlikely an accident, since 007 encountered one Holly Goodhead, some time before or after Pussy Galore of course...


    In short, I am writing this after her first story, set in an exclusive English finishing school for over-privileged but under-capable young women.


    It's a sexy riot. Being able to combine laughter and horniness to result in a really good, toe-curling cum is a rare talent and a gift Miss Goodhead has in spades.


    I'll update this as further stories may warrant, but for now it's full marks from me!


    Five stories for £6, or $10 CDN is a bargain as well. Not to mention that Poppy is one of the friendliest writers of smutty stories I've come across online.



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    Weekend With Friends

    S.D. Lange

    While it's a straightforward group sex and wife swapping romp, it's a delightfully naughty and refreshingly well written one that I found felt very authentic in the warmth between the main characters, the sense of real friendship between couples, and of adventure in exploring others.



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    A Bouquet of Gardenias

    Judy Kemp

    I have to admit that, after having read a number of gushing reviews on Twitter, I began my read prepared to be disappointed. Not due to any failing on the author's part, but as a rule I'm often let down by just about anything that receives that sort of build-up. (Blade Runner 2040, I'm looking at you.)


    And, if I'm honest, A Bouquet of Gardenias was not the second cumming. (Metaphorically speaking. If literally, then it was a few more than that...)


    It wasn't the single most erotic experience of my life.


    Which in no way takes away from what it was. That would be a superbly written, characterized and presented effort, touching on a number of highly-charged encounters, from lead-in to afterglow, woven into a coherent plot, and one which kept my attention for more than five hundred pages, no less. Judy Kemp can write! And she knows which of her readers' hot buttons to push, doing so with panache. She also provides fantastic value at just $3.80 CDN.


    A must-read, not just because of the commotion surrounding the title. (Or the very distracting ads she posts on Twitter.) As a fledgling writer, I aspire to one day be able to write a full-length novel as well as she has with A Bouquet of Gardenias.



  • Find • Friend • Flirt

    Meet Miao and Mingle! Will be the next, relentlessly positive, entirely inclusive, highly disruptive iteration of certain social media niches, as well as carving new ones and attracting heretofore inaccessible potential user populations. All the result of decades of immersion in what would become social known as media, technical expertise, brilliant, thoughtful design, carefully considered communal values and cleverly imaginative implementation.


    While I am no business savvy type, I do know, with the utter certainty of someone who both recognizes where and how Miao is so very much more attractive than the existing niche leaders, but also has been behind the curtain, aware of what is very carefully not being said on the site.


    Some investor is going to catch a clue though, if they ever find the site (as the designer is not currently soliciting funds) and will quite possibly threaten to murder the founder3 if he refuses to let them invest a few million to recoup billions, likely in remarkably short time by startup standards.


    Also, I designed the kitties, so yay!


    3 Heaven knows I've been tempted to murder him for free myself, and more than once... But then again, we live together.

  • Cozy Sublease Letters?

    Not only has Penthouse Letters been taken, I couldn't afford the address to merit calling any correspondence with me that.


    For now, at least. A girl can daydream.


    I'd love to hear from you about what you like best or would like to read, as well as what you think of the topics I try in my blogging.


    If you want to leave me a horny proposition, lewdly dirty fantasy or otherwise inappropriate message or suggestion what I try going and doing with myself, this is also a more appropriate place to do so than Twitter, please and thank you.

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